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    Hello my name is Dwain! I joined WW in 2015 and have no history with this particular army, but I have a lot of experience having led some top armies in my time so far in this community. I intend to bring it back to it's former glory.
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IT’S ALIVE!!

Hey kids! Remember Santa? No, not the one with the beard and presents, the one with the scary stories, swirly avatar, and…….yeah. Well, you all think he’s dead right? Well, he’s not. I’ve resurrected him I’ve got meself a message from him (That’s right, Santa sent YOU a letter) that outlines his current state:

Listen up, everyone! This time it’s important, so everybody shaddup! No; this isn’t about a merge or an upcoming major battle. This is even bigger! “How can it be bigger than a merge?” you may be asking me. I’ll tell ya how: I’m not dead!, and neither are you.
The first part should be more of a shock to you than the second. This is because I, Santa, died June 17th of 2010. Not very fun, I’ll tell you that. It was dark in that shelf. And cold…
But that’s beside the point. Now you may be asking yerself, “But that doesn’t make any damn sense, Santy! Are you some sort of sexy zombie?” Of course not! However, if you must compare me to something, please consider the example of that wonderful man who sacrificed himself for our demented world some couple of thousand years ago. That’s right; I’m Hercules.
Anywho, please note that I am NOT returning back to this army as you might’ve expected, but I’ll be keeping a close eye on you guys, as I have been. Back in my day (Nov. 24th, 2007 to be exact), the WW was the second-largest army. And I expect ya’ll to rise up that far again real soon. I have *complete* faith in you!
Friend to All Conscious-Things: Dr. A. L. M. II
Well, that’s about it from me. I’m alive, and I approve this message. We’re done here.
-Santa
So there you go.
That’s all folks!
-Antimatter2
P.S. This is totally not not not not not not not a hoax.

20 Responses

  1. First! Also, Minecraft. Also, WOOOOOOOOOO.

  2. late april fools?

  3. !

  4. umm….

  5. ha ha haha haaa

  6. No Joke peoples

  7. 😮

  8. WTF.

  9. I dont believe it…

  10. wut

  11. LOLWUT

  12. You shouldnt joke about other people’s deaths..

  13. Ain’t a JOKE, FOO!

  14. For everyone’s sake’s, let me tell you who Santa is. He’s that guy in front of our base, screaming for water and offers presents to random, new troops. Jk, idk him

  15. fake. nuff said lol

  16. Your guess is close enough Disc XD. Alco, when I tell you that he’s back, then HE’S BACK, ya dumb ignoramus.

  17. And if you ever accuse me of faking something like this again, nobody will find your body. Heh.

  18. Ohhai.

  19. Is this the same Santa that diagnosed himself using the internet? I thought he was dead.

  20. and where is he now?

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